Living and loving in central Wisconsin, and laughing at life with a little bit of wonder and a little bit of cynicism.
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
Fuck it.
Letting your body detox is boring. Ask away, babies.
Within reason, naturally.
I still have some questions I haven’t answered from the last askbox game… I need to get to answering those, too.
Jaguar (by sparky2000)
Let’s play a new game.
‘Humping or Dumping’!
Heres the only rule. You reply with your decision and I giggle with ny own private speculations.
If this goes well I will for certain seek out more ambiguous photos for you.
(via theanimalblog)
Andrea Bocelli is blind.
My sister either bought me a bathrobe or lingerie for Christmas.
As an Environmental Educator, I should probably start hunting.
Wisco hunting licenses are cheap. Hunting gear is not.
My mother is going to KILL me when I finally start talking to her again only to tell her I’m moving in with a boy.
My dogs are underexercised and way, way, way overly obnoxious. The old one also ate 3/4 bag of party-sized peanut M&M package. Approximately 3 to 5 pounds of M&Ms.
I want sleep but don’t want to waste time sleeping.
I have the day off, a list as long as my arm, and I just want to hang out with my dogs. Descending order, correct.
Khaliyl rapping at 2 years old with Alim Kamara
I just can’t with his face when he hears his own name. Cannot.
More importantly I love when adults treat children like people and not very stupid birds.
(via christinefriar)
I get to hang out with this awesome dog tonight, guys!
This is like Dennis the Menace in dog form.
This guy. This BAMF. This BAMF guy.
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
I don’t even understand the world anymore.
What is this and where am I?This is the universe’s way of saying:
I am so sorry it’s Monday again already. Take this and feel better.
”Hey girl, what up. Yeah, I know you’re broke and all and this 90 hours a week isn’t really cuttin’ it for you, but you know, there is a reason to get up in the morning. I promise. Here: let me prove it. Theeeere ya go. Coffee’s fresh. “
-Love, the Universe.
Stemonitis fusca is a rather marvelous species of slime mold that carries its jelly-like spore-forming fruiting bodies on curious stilts
This is the best slime mold. The best.
(via literallylovely)
Caddis fly larvae are known to incorporate bits of whatever they can find into their cocoons, be it fish bone or bits of leaves. Hubert Duprat gave them gold, turquoise, gems and pearls
Pattin’ myself on the back, ya’ll.
Ben Folds: The Best Imitation of Myself
Counting Crows: Saturday Nights and Sunday Mornings
Ellie Goulding: Lights
Pete Yorn: Musicforthemorningafter
Tony Bennett: Duets II
Florence + The Machine: Ceremonials
Coldplay: Mylo Xyloto
David Guetta: Nothing But The Beat
Lady Antebellum: Own the night
Drake: Take Care
Lady Gaga: A Very Gaga Holiday
She & Him: A Very She & Him Christmas
Rihanna: Talk That Talk
So many good choices. Ugh. Big f’ing musical o.
Of all of these, I’m most excited for Tony Bennett’s album, She & Him, and Gaga’s holiday album. Because let’s be honest. All of us get a little hot for jazz done well.
Edit: I’m a fucking hipster.
This isn’t a tutorial! What kind of crap are they teaching kids these days!?
(via bestnatesmithever)
But I’ve got the next motherfuckin’ 4 days off and…. SO DOES THE TRUCKER BOYFRIEND! Haven’t seen him in 2 weeks (and before that, only one day IN two weeks) and it’s going to be fucking fabulous.
But beyond that, I HAVE 4 DAYS OFFFFFFFF
cake for andy goldsworthy by distopiandreamgirl on Flickr.
(via thingsorganizedneatly)
Hey guys. Here’s your yearly reminder to please give to more accepting charities than The Salvation Army for the holiday season. They are vehemently anti-gay, refusing to give domestic partner benefits and even shelter to gay couples that are in need.
Some alternatives:
- HRC
- The Task Force
- State Based organizations (EqualityNC, Freedom to Marry NY, and GSE, for example)
- The Trevor Project
- Homeless Shelters for LGBT Youth, like the Ali Forney Center
YES! I have to remind even my most politically savvy gay friends to not drop those quarters into the bucket held by the person ringing a bell and save them for a more tolerant organization.
Doing the most good? Really? Really?
I always shrug and say, “Sorry, I’m gay.” when they look at me like a dick for jingling my change and NOT contributing. And then I follow up with, “It’s 2011- do you know where your tolerance is?”
This makes for an awkward store exit since it usually happens upon entry.
Even though I’m not gay, most of my friends are. I don’t believe who you choose to love should have any bearing on the way people judge you, the political rights you are subject to, or whether or not you want to live happily and committed the rest of your life.
Homosexuality: Loving each other since biblical times. Because let’s be honest- some of those homos must have REALLY pissed off Jesus to make it into the bible! To that I say, keep angering the loudmouths- somethings bound to happen.
Also see: not a sin.
